Using a cow brain to outwit her very nasty step-aunt, Princess So-Wise embarks on a journey in which she must cope with a tall tower, seven dirty dwarves, an episode of vomiting near a haystack, some very delicious cooking, foolish scarecrows, difficult maps, a guilt-ridden queen, an crazy inventor, and many more troublesome troubles along the way. But despite all of this, she finds friends, and friends, you know, make everything worthwhile.
